Congratulations Rachel! I would make some comment about how graduation is a rite-of-passage and you're entering into a new world to face new challenges to become one of the leaders of tomorrow, but I figure that you've heard enough of that by now.
So instead, I wanted to invite you to a party, but all your other friends couldn't come because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
3 comments:
YAY! i love you too rachel!!
=]
Congratulations Rachel! I would make some comment about how graduation is a rite-of-passage and you're entering into a new world to face new challenges to become one of the leaders of tomorrow, but I figure that you've heard enough of that by now.
So instead, I wanted to invite you to a party, but all your other friends couldn't come because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
-_0
Have a great weekend!
Post a Comment